Dear San Fran Cup,
After years of hearing about Northern California
Cyclocross Extravaganzas I could wait no longer and have travelled
as you know a good fire balls distance for a chance to lash the back
of some cross racer with my pitch fork as I give chase down
the muddy trails.
But now that I have arrived it appears that cyclocross is but a
Myth or a flat out Lie.
Alas my energy is spent and my journey futile.
I have fallen for my own devices and will now return
to a place where the news of bicycling competitions
are of a truth.