Cross Be The Devil

Dear San Fran Cup,

After years of hearing about Northern California

Cyclocross Extravaganzas I could wait no longer and have travelled

as you know a good fire balls distance for a chance to lash the back

of some cross racer with my pitch fork as I give chase down

the muddy trails.

But now that I have arrived it appears that cyclocross is but a

Myth or a flat out Lie.

Alas my energy is spent and my journey futile.

I have fallen for my own devices and will now return

to a place where the news of bicycling competitions

are of a truth.